so i made up a story and it goes like this...
"Ah, yes. What will we be having tonight? Two delicious cookies?"
i saw the end of Million Dollar Baby last night.
"Because he manipulates his audience, that's why we don't like him."
"How does Clint Eastwood manipulate the audience?"
"Stretching out that dying scene and making it all heart-wrenching and drawn out like that?"
Clint you can manipulate my mother all you want, but I refuse to let you manipulate her manipulating herself.
p.s. Morgan Freeman, what are you doing?
p.p.s. And while I'm at it, Samuel L. Jackson, what the hell are you doing?
p.p.p.s. A lady came through my check-out line the other day with the last name of Phelps printed on her check. I'll admit, I was tempted... | 
